Darla/Wesley ficlet
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starsthatshineTitle: Pregnant Hormones
Author: Emelie
E-mail: aliasagent@livejournal.com
Summary: Wesley takes out a pregnant Darla.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Season 2 and Season 3
Warnings: Pregnant woman drinking. Un-betad
Pairing: Darla / Wesley
Notes: I just did this for fun, no real reason why I did it. Just felt like it.
Disclaimer: I'm not a millionaire or Joss Whedon so I can't possible owns the characters, setting or anything like that.
"I mean, you'd think he'd show some respect!" Darla whined and poured another shot of tequila into her pregnant body.
"Darla, when I told you that we could go out I assumed you knew that you aren't allowed to drink alcohol..." Wesley tried and poured up tequila for him and Darla: both drunk beyond reason.
"Whatever Englishman, you are just lucky I'm not gonna kill you." Darla muttered and took the next tequila without any problem.
"Oh. I'm touched." Wesley commented sarcastically.
They had been sitting there for two hours while Angel and the rest were out chasing Holtz. Wesley was the unlucky one who'd become stuck with Darla since he was the last one out of Caritas.
The vampire and the Englishman both got tired of looking at the Caritas decorations and had soon moved their location to the pub next door. The bartender, a man named Tom, had raised an eyebrow when a highly pregnant Darla had walked in and demanded a beer.
The scenario had ended with Wesley ordering three bottles of their worst tequila for himself and the pregnant vampire. Darla had complained about the bad liquor but Wesley couldn't afford anything better so they settled for that.
"I mean, you think when a girl gets pregnant that he is sympathetic and kill the kid: but nooooo...." Darla made a frown and started to mimic Angel. "The child has a soul, blablabla...."
"He only did it out of concern for the baby, Darla." Wesley defended Angel while pouring up some more tequila. "It's the only child he'll ever have."
"So it's all about HIM now?!" Darla yelled. "I'm the victim here! Do you think I WANT this baby?!" She put the hands on her stomach and another scream came from her. "It moved! English, it moved... Awww... How cute."
Wesley made a deep sigh while Darla stroke her stomach gently. He continued to drink tequila alone: pregnant vampires had even worse temperament than pregnant humans.
THE END
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Author: Emelie
E-mail: aliasagent@livejournal.com
Summary: Wesley takes out a pregnant Darla.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Season 2 and Season 3
Warnings: Pregnant woman drinking. Un-betad
Pairing: Darla / Wesley
Notes: I just did this for fun, no real reason why I did it. Just felt like it.
Disclaimer: I'm not a millionaire or Joss Whedon so I can't possible owns the characters, setting or anything like that.
"I mean, you'd think he'd show some respect!" Darla whined and poured another shot of tequila into her pregnant body.
"Darla, when I told you that we could go out I assumed you knew that you aren't allowed to drink alcohol..." Wesley tried and poured up tequila for him and Darla: both drunk beyond reason.
"Whatever Englishman, you are just lucky I'm not gonna kill you." Darla muttered and took the next tequila without any problem.
"Oh. I'm touched." Wesley commented sarcastically.
They had been sitting there for two hours while Angel and the rest were out chasing Holtz. Wesley was the unlucky one who'd become stuck with Darla since he was the last one out of Caritas.
The vampire and the Englishman both got tired of looking at the Caritas decorations and had soon moved their location to the pub next door. The bartender, a man named Tom, had raised an eyebrow when a highly pregnant Darla had walked in and demanded a beer.
The scenario had ended with Wesley ordering three bottles of their worst tequila for himself and the pregnant vampire. Darla had complained about the bad liquor but Wesley couldn't afford anything better so they settled for that.
"I mean, you think when a girl gets pregnant that he is sympathetic and kill the kid: but nooooo...." Darla made a frown and started to mimic Angel. "The child has a soul, blablabla...."
"He only did it out of concern for the baby, Darla." Wesley defended Angel while pouring up some more tequila. "It's the only child he'll ever have."
"So it's all about HIM now?!" Darla yelled. "I'm the victim here! Do you think I WANT this baby?!" She put the hands on her stomach and another scream came from her. "It moved! English, it moved... Awww... How cute."
Wesley made a deep sigh while Darla stroke her stomach gently. He continued to drink tequila alone: pregnant vampires had even worse temperament than pregnant humans.
THE END
And let's welcome
theohara to my flist :) I hope you'll like being on my flist :)
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Date: 2005-03-11 08:16 pm (UTC)LMAO!!
I loved it, I can totally picture Darla acting like that, and Drunk!Wes? Too cool! :D
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Date: 2005-03-12 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-11 08:29 pm (UTC)cuz i'll bet she beat him up! yeah!
cute
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Date: 2005-03-12 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-12 03:19 pm (UTC)hehe that was totally enjoyable, and wes drinking? ALWAYS fun. I love little ficlets like these. <3
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Date: 2005-03-12 07:08 pm (UTC)