The Smallville cast amuses me
Aug. 24th, 2005 01:28 pmI was looking around and I found this article where Tom (Welling) and Michael (Rosenbaum) are rehearsing a scene. Here's apparently how they talked:
(Michael/Lex:) "Don't you remember anything about the accident?''
(Tom/Clark:) "I remember pulling you out, that's all.''
(Michael/Lex:) "You sure you don't remember anything?"
(he pauses, lifts an eyebrow)
(Michael/Lex:) "My ass was sore afterward. You sure you didn't give me a superfuck?''
(director comes up)
(Director:) "Well, yes, that was very good, very professional.''
*cracks up* That's some blooper :P
Some more from that magazine:
And unlike Welling, when Rosenbaum starts talking, he doesn't stop. The best thing to do is just sit back and let him take you on a ride.
And Michael seems very very... unique :P
"Nope, no girlfriend at the moment. Yeah, Tom's got one. Poor bastard. I mean, she's great. But you know what? This is probably the time to not have a girlfriend, if you know what I mean. Because twenty years from now, he'll be like, 'Don't you remember me? I was Superman!' And they'll be like, 'I don't give a shit. You looked a hell of a lot better then.' ''
"Sometimes the ass needs a shaving. It's gotta glisten. No one likes hairy asses. You see a hairy ass on film and you're like, 'The guy could have used some Nair.' ''
"You know, most girls Kristin's age don't like bald guys. But I'd be interested to know who she would rather go out with, Clark Kent or Lex Luthor. She'll probably say Clark. But ask her. I want to know. But don't say that I want to know.''
And then we have Kristen Kreuk:
But, she says, if she had to pick one character from the show to go out with, it'd probably be Lex Luthor: "Lex is really sexy. He's got all that depth and darkness.'' She pauses; somewhere Michael Rosenbaum must be smiling.
LMAO. They were certainly right with the fact that Michael Rosenbaum couldn't seem to shut up. LOL And I can really relate a lot to Kristen's personality.
(Michael/Lex:) "Don't you remember anything about the accident?''
(Tom/Clark:) "I remember pulling you out, that's all.''
(Michael/Lex:) "You sure you don't remember anything?"
(he pauses, lifts an eyebrow)
(Michael/Lex:) "My ass was sore afterward. You sure you didn't give me a superfuck?''
(director comes up)
(Director:) "Well, yes, that was very good, very professional.''
*cracks up* That's some blooper :P
Some more from that magazine:
And unlike Welling, when Rosenbaum starts talking, he doesn't stop. The best thing to do is just sit back and let him take you on a ride.
And Michael seems very very... unique :P
"Nope, no girlfriend at the moment. Yeah, Tom's got one. Poor bastard. I mean, she's great. But you know what? This is probably the time to not have a girlfriend, if you know what I mean. Because twenty years from now, he'll be like, 'Don't you remember me? I was Superman!' And they'll be like, 'I don't give a shit. You looked a hell of a lot better then.' ''
"Sometimes the ass needs a shaving. It's gotta glisten. No one likes hairy asses. You see a hairy ass on film and you're like, 'The guy could have used some Nair.' ''
"You know, most girls Kristin's age don't like bald guys. But I'd be interested to know who she would rather go out with, Clark Kent or Lex Luthor. She'll probably say Clark. But ask her. I want to know. But don't say that I want to know.''
And then we have Kristen Kreuk:
But, she says, if she had to pick one character from the show to go out with, it'd probably be Lex Luthor: "Lex is really sexy. He's got all that depth and darkness.'' She pauses; somewhere Michael Rosenbaum must be smiling.
LMAO. They were certainly right with the fact that Michael Rosenbaum couldn't seem to shut up. LOL And I can really relate a lot to Kristen's personality.