Mock!Ficathon
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starsthatshineName: Happy Wedding
Pairing: Wes/Lilah
This is the worst I could manage with this fic and I hope that![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
wisdomeagle will be happy about it :)
Wesley Wydamn-Pryce stood before his greatest challenge ever; he had never been too terrified in his whole life. He swallowed.
The tux didn't fit!!! What?! NOOOO!!!! How, how could this happen?!! He tried it out tree WEEKS ago!!! NOO!!!! The tux had to fit! Everything had to be perfect for his and his sweetie-pie's wedding.
Wesley sat down on the chair in the room and sighed. Oh... His brown haired goddess... The woman who made the butterflies fly in his stomach... His Lilah…
"Man, you have no idea how cool this is!" Gun said and walked out of the dressing room. "Look at this suit man!" He pointed proudly at his tux. "I can't believe that you and Lilah are getting married! You are such a wonderful couple!" He made a pause. "You're soulmates."
"Yeah we are..." Wesley said with dreamy eyes. "She's so perfect: so
wonderful, so good-hearted."
The door knocked and in stepped Cordilia. "Seriously, someone shoot me and
take away my visions! Lilah's dress is sooo wonderful! She's gonna outshine me!"
"Man that reminds me!" said Gun and jumped. "I never got to thank you for
letting me be your best man. It isn't every time that a man from the ghetto gets
to be a best-man on an English person's wedding."
The bells in the church rang like crazy and Wesley could feel his feet getting sweaty. He started to chew his fingers in nervousness and in came Angel – the vampire.
“Ah, Wes!” He came over and gave Wesley a hug while he was smiling like the sun himself. “I’m so happy for you and Lilah! You are perfect together!”
Following Angel came whiny Fred after, pouting and having her arms in cross. “Cordilia took my brush. This reminds me of Pyela.” She then saw Wesley and her face went like the sun. “I’m so happy for you and Lilah!”
She gave him a big hug after Angel had given his and then she walked out with the vampire into the lobby of Hyperion, where the wedding was going to take place.
“All people!” said Lorne from the desk. “All people! I’ve rented a band, which is commin’ any minute now. Ever since I got my brain sucked out I’ve had this stage fright.”
Everyone nodded happily and was now waiting for the band to arrive so the ceremony would begin.
Back in the bride’s side of the hotel, panic erupted.
Lilah Morgan stood on a chair, looking down at her shoes with Cordilia at her side. “Do you think these shoes make me look fat?”
“Not at all.” Cordilia said, shining like a sun. “Wes’ gonna love them. Now get your dress on, or else I’ll use some my vision powers on ya.” Cordilia looked at her own dress in the mirror. “OH NO!! I hate this dress; I need to go shopping again.”
“Speaking of which.” Lilah said with a happy smile on her face. “Where’s your little boy toy?”
“Oh, he’s out there somewhere.” Cordilia said and shrugged her shoulders. “The good thing about Connor is that you know where he is at all times. He’s probably out buying that cake for your wedding. He’s such a caring person!”
“You know Cor, it feel so good to have found redemption for my evil, evil ways!” Said Lilah and she reached for the wedding dress. “I’m so happy I’ve found Wes, it was truly love at first sight…”
“Hey, I should know, I’m a higher being!” said Cordilia and pointed out and put up a finger in the air to show her important status. “Gosh! I’m just so happy for you!” Cordilia ran to Lilah and attacked her with hugs.
Lilah replied the hug. “Soon I’ll be Lilah Wyhamn-Pryce!!! I can’t wait!” said Lilah and smiled so much that Cordilia might get blind.
“I’ll go and see if the boys are ready.” At the door she turned around and looked at a very happy Lilah. “You know, I’ve never seen Angel this happy. You and Wes are good.” With that she walked out of the room.
Out in the lobby Angel, Gun and Wes were talking
“If it wasn’t for you I’d ever met Lilah! I’m so happy!” Wes gave Angel a huge hug.
“Don’t mention it, and stealing my son isn’t really that big of a deal, all forgiven and forgotten. I mean, he’s back with us now.” Said Angel
“Yeah man!” said Gun and joined in the hug. “And you flirting with Fred is totally fine man, although it’s gotta stop now when you are weddin’ Lilah. She deserves a good faithful man after all the good stuff she’s done.”
“You are right!” said Wes. “I must! She deserves a good man.”
They joined in another hug.
“Guys! The wedding is gonna start now!” said Cordilia. “I’ll go and get the
bride you’ll do the buys stuff now and we’ll get started!” Cordilia ran out of
the room.
Just then Connor came in, holding out his arm for Holtz. “Here’s the priest
and guest of honor everyone!” Everyone started to applaud and Angel came there
to greet his guest.
“How are you son? Everything well?"
“Oh YEAH. Holtz showed me how to torture a cat in a 110 ways on our way over here!” said Connor and smiled happy. “So now I know how a 110 ways to kill and torture and save a cat!”
“Your mother would be so proud” Angel said. Angel reached out his arms.
“Holtz!”
Holtz and Angel hugged. “I’m sorry for takin’ your kid in to that hell demention and I hope ya can forgive a bloke here.”
“Off course! It’s just OK, if you hadn’t I’d never have the troubled kid I have now!” said Angel and Angel looked as Connor went and hugged Cordy. “I’m so proud of him…”
The band arrived, The Digoes Ate my Babies, and they started to do the wedding march.
“Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me
I don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don’t need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me
Don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
You’re asking me will my love grow
I don’t know, I don’t know
You stick around now it may show
I don’t know, I don’t know
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me
Don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now”
“The Beatles are the man!” Gun called out as Lilah started to walk out from her room, out in the lobby.
Holtz stood up. “Dear people, we’ve gathered here today on this lovely night to celebrate the holy union between Lilah Morgan and Wes Pryce.” Said Holtz.
Everyone cheered as Holtz declaired Lialh and Wes husband and wife. They kissed and Wes said to a happy bunch of friends: Angel was even crying.
“Thanks for commin’ now my pupkin pie and myself gotta go and catch a train. See ya!"
“I never been so happy in all my life!” said Angel and took a tissue from Fred.
THE END
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Pairing: Wes/Lilah
This is the worst I could manage with this fic and I hope that
wisdomeagle will be happy about it :)Wesley Wydamn-Pryce stood before his greatest challenge ever; he had never been too terrified in his whole life. He swallowed.
The tux didn't fit!!! What?! NOOOO!!!! How, how could this happen?!! He tried it out tree WEEKS ago!!! NOO!!!! The tux had to fit! Everything had to be perfect for his and his sweetie-pie's wedding.
Wesley sat down on the chair in the room and sighed. Oh... His brown haired goddess... The woman who made the butterflies fly in his stomach... His Lilah…
"Man, you have no idea how cool this is!" Gun said and walked out of the dressing room. "Look at this suit man!" He pointed proudly at his tux. "I can't believe that you and Lilah are getting married! You are such a wonderful couple!" He made a pause. "You're soulmates."
"Yeah we are..." Wesley said with dreamy eyes. "She's so perfect: so
wonderful, so good-hearted."
The door knocked and in stepped Cordilia. "Seriously, someone shoot me and
take away my visions! Lilah's dress is sooo wonderful! She's gonna outshine me!"
"Man that reminds me!" said Gun and jumped. "I never got to thank you for
letting me be your best man. It isn't every time that a man from the ghetto gets
to be a best-man on an English person's wedding."
The bells in the church rang like crazy and Wesley could feel his feet getting sweaty. He started to chew his fingers in nervousness and in came Angel – the vampire.
“Ah, Wes!” He came over and gave Wesley a hug while he was smiling like the sun himself. “I’m so happy for you and Lilah! You are perfect together!”
Following Angel came whiny Fred after, pouting and having her arms in cross. “Cordilia took my brush. This reminds me of Pyela.” She then saw Wesley and her face went like the sun. “I’m so happy for you and Lilah!”
She gave him a big hug after Angel had given his and then she walked out with the vampire into the lobby of Hyperion, where the wedding was going to take place.
“All people!” said Lorne from the desk. “All people! I’ve rented a band, which is commin’ any minute now. Ever since I got my brain sucked out I’ve had this stage fright.”
Everyone nodded happily and was now waiting for the band to arrive so the ceremony would begin.
Back in the bride’s side of the hotel, panic erupted.
Lilah Morgan stood on a chair, looking down at her shoes with Cordilia at her side. “Do you think these shoes make me look fat?”
“Not at all.” Cordilia said, shining like a sun. “Wes’ gonna love them. Now get your dress on, or else I’ll use some my vision powers on ya.” Cordilia looked at her own dress in the mirror. “OH NO!! I hate this dress; I need to go shopping again.”
“Speaking of which.” Lilah said with a happy smile on her face. “Where’s your little boy toy?”
“Oh, he’s out there somewhere.” Cordilia said and shrugged her shoulders. “The good thing about Connor is that you know where he is at all times. He’s probably out buying that cake for your wedding. He’s such a caring person!”
“You know Cor, it feel so good to have found redemption for my evil, evil ways!” Said Lilah and she reached for the wedding dress. “I’m so happy I’ve found Wes, it was truly love at first sight…”
“Hey, I should know, I’m a higher being!” said Cordilia and pointed out and put up a finger in the air to show her important status. “Gosh! I’m just so happy for you!” Cordilia ran to Lilah and attacked her with hugs.
Lilah replied the hug. “Soon I’ll be Lilah Wyhamn-Pryce!!! I can’t wait!” said Lilah and smiled so much that Cordilia might get blind.
“I’ll go and see if the boys are ready.” At the door she turned around and looked at a very happy Lilah. “You know, I’ve never seen Angel this happy. You and Wes are good.” With that she walked out of the room.
Out in the lobby Angel, Gun and Wes were talking
“If it wasn’t for you I’d ever met Lilah! I’m so happy!” Wes gave Angel a huge hug.
“Don’t mention it, and stealing my son isn’t really that big of a deal, all forgiven and forgotten. I mean, he’s back with us now.” Said Angel
“Yeah man!” said Gun and joined in the hug. “And you flirting with Fred is totally fine man, although it’s gotta stop now when you are weddin’ Lilah. She deserves a good faithful man after all the good stuff she’s done.”
“You are right!” said Wes. “I must! She deserves a good man.”
They joined in another hug.
“Guys! The wedding is gonna start now!” said Cordilia. “I’ll go and get the
bride you’ll do the buys stuff now and we’ll get started!” Cordilia ran out of
the room.
Just then Connor came in, holding out his arm for Holtz. “Here’s the priest
and guest of honor everyone!” Everyone started to applaud and Angel came there
to greet his guest.
“How are you son? Everything well?"
“Oh YEAH. Holtz showed me how to torture a cat in a 110 ways on our way over here!” said Connor and smiled happy. “So now I know how a 110 ways to kill and torture and save a cat!”
“Your mother would be so proud” Angel said. Angel reached out his arms.
“Holtz!”
Holtz and Angel hugged. “I’m sorry for takin’ your kid in to that hell demention and I hope ya can forgive a bloke here.”
“Off course! It’s just OK, if you hadn’t I’d never have the troubled kid I have now!” said Angel and Angel looked as Connor went and hugged Cordy. “I’m so proud of him…”
The band arrived, The Digoes Ate my Babies, and they started to do the wedding march.
“Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me
I don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don’t need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me
Don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
You’re asking me will my love grow
I don’t know, I don’t know
You stick around now it may show
I don’t know, I don’t know
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me
Don’t want to leave her now
You know I believe her now”
“The Beatles are the man!” Gun called out as Lilah started to walk out from her room, out in the lobby.
Holtz stood up. “Dear people, we’ve gathered here today on this lovely night to celebrate the holy union between Lilah Morgan and Wes Pryce.” Said Holtz.
Everyone cheered as Holtz declaired Lialh and Wes husband and wife. They kissed and Wes said to a happy bunch of friends: Angel was even crying.
“Thanks for commin’ now my pupkin pie and myself gotta go and catch a train. See ya!"
“I never been so happy in all my life!” said Angel and took a tissue from Fred.
THE END
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